you know you are a redneck goth when....................

your hearse has 4 wheel drive,  your top hat has a john deere patch on the front,   your coffin is up on blocks,

you have no front teeth but you have 2 fangs,  you bought a project pitchfork cd thinking it was country music, 

you get up at 4am to collect eggs from the raven coop, you are the 7th son of a 7th son of your sister, 

someone yells "hoedown" and your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/gimp/domanatrix hits the floor,  you brand your livestock with the bauhaus logo,  

your favourite comic is johnny the homocidial tractor,  your granny crochets your fishnets,  you have a flatbed hearse,

your pickup is up on headstones,  even your teeth are black,  your boilersuit is a black crotchless latex number,

your hearse has a trailer hitch,  your homepage is www.y'all.com,  you line dance to vnv nation................